I Paralyze, the seventeenth studio album from the one and only Cher, had all of the earmarks of a hit album.  Her first and only LP for Columbia Records, it boasted a line-up of heavy hitters including producer-songwriters John Farrar (a string of Olivia Newton-John’s most beloved hits including “Magic,” “Have You Never Been Mellow,” and “Hopelessly Devoted to You”) and David Wolfert (whose credits include Melissa Manchester, Dolly Parton, Barbra Streisand and Dusty Springfield), songwriter Desmond Child (Bon Jovi, Meat Loaf) and musicians including Toto’s Steve Lukather, Utopia’s Ralph Schuckett and…